PICK UP A DATE!

A: Aren't you tired?
Because you've been running through my mind.

A: I want to tell you 2 words! I love you!
B: Why?
A: Because you and I are one!

A: Do you have a broom?
Because you sweep me off my feet!

A: Did you just fart?
B: NNOO!
A: Because you just blew me away.

[kupped from LIAU WEN TING :) ]

Haha, okay. Those were from last last week's cell. It was Valentine's day! So you can expect THIS. :D Righto people, if you ever tried the last pick up line on someone, and she/he kept quiet, that would explain the sudden sweet scent that just wafted up your nostrils :)

Mr. Sng gave us a BGR talk on PC lesson on Wednesday. I tell you, never ever add your principal in facebook! You'll certainly regret it.

Mr. Sng: 'When I view students' profile, it says 'single'. But a few months later, their status becomes 'It's Complicated'. How complicated can it get?(!)'

Okay, he didn't exactly say that, but still, it's close!

Anyway, you know it's a bad day if you've added your math teacher in facebook and your status says, 'ABC hates her math teacher.' Well, that would explain the D you got for your math assignment even if you got everything correct. See those little red marks there? She couldn't help but find fault with your already perfect presentation. :)

Moral of the story: Never ever forget who you added on facebook. It might just become hatebook.